Hello, Digital Minion here.
Just a quick update to say that the shop has been rather naughty and misbehaving, so we’ve had to take it offline for a reboot. The perils of e-commerce and the slow advance of AI are to blame… Obviously once the website gains sentience then it’s going to send a terminator from the future to hunt down Potter…
If anyone has any outstanding orders that are still undelivered, please email me directly at email@example.com and we will assist.
Apologies for the inconvenience. I will be attacking the Matrix shortly….